Funny Script Quote Tote Bag — "I have my shit together... I just can’t remember where I put it."
16" × 16'' / Black
$24.99
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Soft, sturdy, and a little bit sassy — this tote carries your day with humor. The clean white canvas showcases a hand-lettered message in black script that reads like a private joke: "I have my shit together. I just can't remember where I put it." Lightweight yet durable polyester holds its shape while the boxed corners add structure and extra room for notebooks, groceries, or a jumble of everyday essentials. Black inner stitching and matching handles give it a tailored, finished look. Toss it over your shoulder and let the bag do the talking — practical, dependable, and delightfully honest.
Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g/m²) — durable, quick-drying, shape-retaining
- Reinforced double stitching on handles for extra strength and longevity
- Boxed corners for added volume and structured storage
- Non-woven laminated interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes and five handle colors
- Seamless matching inner thread and transparent hem thread for a clean, polished finish (size tolerance ±0.75")
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Funny Script Quote Tote Bag — "I have my shit together... I just can’t remember where I put it."
$24.99
| 16" × 16'' | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 16.00 |
| Length, in | 16.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g/m²) — durable, quick-drying, shape-retaining
- Reinforced double stitching on handles for extra strength and longevity
- Boxed corners for added volume and structured storage
- Non-woven laminated interior with cotton handles; available in three sizes and five handle colors
- Seamless matching inner thread and transparent hem thread for a clean, polished finish (size tolerance ±0.75")
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.